i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
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Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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