i just wanna soil my oats bro
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
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That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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