He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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