i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
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Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
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Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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