Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
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If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
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As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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