I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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