Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
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There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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