Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
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Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
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How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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