Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
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Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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