I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic