we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
