Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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