my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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