Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Randomize