It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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