put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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