At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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