This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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