Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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