Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
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I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
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I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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