I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
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i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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