i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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