have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
