Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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