She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
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DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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