I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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