found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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