Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
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I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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