how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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