party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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