I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
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stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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