Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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