Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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