dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
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I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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