ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Randomize
