At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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