Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
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My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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