if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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