It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
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i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
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he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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