note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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