What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
