she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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