The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He? As in you personified your dick?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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