can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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