Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
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