before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
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she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
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Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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