I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
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your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
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He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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