chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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