Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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