it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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