But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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