no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
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and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
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When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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