I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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